liz tudor

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

spacelovemelody:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: thesyntaxkid)

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

(Source: plantkitten)

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

gayoverlordmisha:

same

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

(Source: phoenixwrong)